Bad bathroom habits

The bathroom is the one place in our homes where our real personalities are revealed, it is where we get to chill and let it all hang.

 It also brings out the nasty side of us, women and men, young and old.

Imagine the shock, embarrassment you would feel if a person video recorded you while going on about your business in this private room.

Imagine the embarrassment if a person caught you on tape while you’re down to business in this private room?

These are some of the nasty things we do:

1. Men have a habit of not lifting the toilet sit when they peeing or if they remember to, they don’t put it down after, this irritates women no end.

2. What makes you bring that toilet paper you just used to wipe your faecal to your nose, what you expecting to smell?

3. Don’t we all wipe, fold and wipe again with the same toilet paper?

4. What really beats logic is when we get up and look down there while lifting the pants, there can only be one thing there, what you deposited!!

5. Men can’t resist playing with their little dingles and that is just nasty when you consider that very same hands will be touching the door lock everybody uses.

6.Women always leave their underwear’s, usually those that are not sexy soaked overnight in the sink, where do they expect family members to brush their teeth in the morning is anyone’s’ guess.

7. Are you left hand or right hand, do you go around or underneath when wiping, the accepted way is around, left hander’s have been accused of going underneath.

8. Some people have a habit of flashing and just go out; this is when it is appropriate to look in there, after you flashed because sometimes there would be a little piece floating there. Nobody wants to see somebody else’s faecal.

9. What is this business of reading in the toilet, what is a study or your front room sofa for, reading Madiba’s Long Walk to Freedom in the toilet is just not on.

10. Why do people sit before they check everything is in order, some people will scream for a toilet paper to be brought to them in the toilet, shit face is just not pretty.

The nasty things we do depend on the individual of cause, but the possibilities are unlimited. Both sexes accuse each other of being the worst, but the truth is we are all the same.

(Sipiwo Nkonki)

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